Dear Jackass

Help!

  • Hello, Desperate!

    If you are reading this, you’ve probably run out of options. Congratulations and Welcome to rock bottom!

    Let me help you–because you clearly need it!! jackassadvises@gmail.com

    Look below the ass for the not-so-fine print/disclaimer.

    NOT SO FINE PRINT: THE ADVICE HERE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES, AND THE AUTHOR IN NO WAY ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HOW ANYONE RECEIVES IT. IF YOU TAKE IT, YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELF. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED OR APPALLED, PLEASE COME AGAIN. AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES. THERE WILL BE PLENTY MORE WHERE IT CAME FROM. ALL QUESTIONS ARE ASSUMED ANONYMOUS, AND REAL NAMES WILL NOT BE REVEALED. I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH SOME DIGNITY.

  • Hello, Desperate!

    If you are reading this, you’ve probably run out of options. Congratulations and Welcome to rock bottom!

    Let me help you–because you clearly need it!! jackassadvises@gmail.com

    Look below the ass for the not-so-fine print/disclaimer.

    NOT SO FINE PRINT: THE ADVICE HERE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES, AND THE AUTHOR IN NO WAY ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HOW ANYONE RECEIVES IT. IF YOU TAKE IT, YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELF. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED OR APPALLED, PLEASE COME AGAIN. AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES. THERE WILL BE PLENTY MORE WHERE IT CAME FROM. ALL QUESTIONS ARE ASSUMED ANONYMOUS, AND REAL NAMES WILL NOT BE REVEALED. I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH SOME DIGNITY.